Top Ten Reasons Hollywood Hates Eskimos
January 1, 2010
As I have been watching Hollywood movies the past few years, I have noticed something: Hollywood hates Eskimos. I have compiled a list of the obvious reasons that Hollywood harbors such a disdain for the rich cultural heritage of my illustrious people.
10. They are afraid Eskimos will take away Hollywood jobs from whites.
9. They are ignorant.
8. They are socially irresponsible and corrupt.
7. They don’t know about the rich heritage of the Eskimo culture.
5. There should be more movies like this movie.
4. They are jealous of the Eskimo cunning and knowledge of the arctic environment.
3. They are jealous of the Eskimo relationship with nature.
2. Using the Eskimo stereotype is easier than a truthful portrayal.
1. Racism
January 2, 2010 at 1:03 p01
#10 and #4 are hilarious
January 5, 2010 at 1:03 p01
“4. Using the Eskimo stereotype is easier than a truthful portrayal.” -This is the only one that even has a nugget of truth. However, it doesn’t point to hatred.
January 9, 2010 at 1:03 p01
Hahah wow, I gave you that movie so you could glorify our Eskimo starlets, not shame them! Nanuk will be very displeased to see this!
January 9, 2010 at 1:03 p01
I meant that there should be more movies like it. There, I fixed it.
January 9, 2010 at 1:03 p01
Thank you. Much better.
January 13, 2010 at 1:03 p01
5) Phil Hartman
4) Chris Farley
3) John Candy
2) Sam Kinison
1) John Belushi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atuk#Alleged_curse
January 13, 2010 at 1:03 p01
Wow. I’ve never heard of this curse. Pretty interesting.
March 1, 2010 at 1:03 p03
oh know i get it, its a joke, i feel dumb now, but at least i wasnt an ass hole about it calling all eskimos drunks