There are many special things that an Eskimo could bring to the table in this kind of role. For one thing, the Eskimo would bring his advanced knowledge of cold weather and nature. If a villain has a hideout in the arctic circle, he better watch out!

Of course Hollywood is not ready for this kind of radical change. They are afraid that if an Eskimo has such a high profile role, that the Eskimos will start taking away more good roles from the whites. Their fear drives them to bigotry, and that’s just wrong.

Let’s take a look at his full filmography so I can explain to you in detail how he has forcefully excluded Eskimos from his movies.

• Memento: There are no Eskimos in the entire movie! In fact, I didn’t see any nationality other than white! This is not tolerable!
• Insomnia: There are no Eskimos in this movie and it takes place in Alaska! He is obviously excluding our brother Eskimos when he won’t even put them in an Alaskan movie.
• Batman Begins: Eskimos? Nope.
• The Prestige: This movie has whites, chinamen, and an Australian. But there  is not an Eskimo in sight.
• The Dark Knight: Pretty good movie, but once again he banned Eskimos from the cast.

I am calling from a boycott of all of these movies. That includes any DVDs or Blu Rays or any other merchandise or theatrical showings. I am also calling to boycott any further movies he releases until he agrees to work with an Eskimo. He is scheduled to release a movie called Inception and a movie called The Last Heretic. Please do not go see these movies and please tell your friends about how bigoted these movies are.

Please help me spread the word of Christopher Nolan’s anti-Eskimo agenda!

As I have been watching Hollywood movies the past few years, I have noticed something: Hollywood hates Eskimos. I have compiled a list of the obvious reasons that Hollywood harbors such a disdain for the rich cultural heritage of my illustrious people.

10. They are afraid Eskimos will take away Hollywood jobs from whites.

9. They are ignorant.

8. They are socially irresponsible and corrupt.

7. They don’t know about the rich heritage of the Eskimo culture.

5. There should be more movies like this movie.

4. They are jealous of the Eskimo cunning and knowledge of the arctic environment.

3. They are jealous of the Eskimo relationship with nature.

2. Using the Eskimo stereotype is easier than a truthful portrayal.

1. Racism

As I was watching The Thing last night, it seemed as though Carpenter was purposefully excluding the Eskimos from his movie! I’m not saying that an Eskimo had to be the hero of the movie, but there wasn’t even an Eskimo cameo! Not ONE frame of Eskimo in the ENTIRE MOVIE! There were Norwegians, there were blacks, and of course there were plenty of whites, but there were NO ESKIMOS! Shame on John Carpenter for his obvious exclusionary tactics.

When the movie ended, I got angry. I kept thinking to myself: Where were the Eskimos? In that arctic setting, there should be at least a few Eskimos.

Right there and then, I decided to call a boycott on ALL of John Carpenter’s movies. That includes but is not limited to: Halloween, Halloween II, The Thing, The Fog, and Ghost of Mars. That includes not buying his DVDs or Blu Rays, and not watching the television airings of his movies. His separatist exclusionary racist tactics should not go unanswered! If you are an Eskimo or an Eskimo-sympathizer, then please spread the word of this boycott.

Look at the nominations for best actor in a drama: Jeff Bridges, George Clooney, Colin Firth, Morgan Freeman, and Tobey Maguire. How typical of them. Four white guys and a token black guy. The Hollywood Foreign Press is just pushing the Anti-Eskimo agenda even further. I expected better from them, because, as foreigners, they should understand the plight of the Eskimo.

And none of the nominated movies or television shows had any Eskimo characters in them. Not even one! In fact the last time the Golden Globes nominated anything with Eskimos in it was Northern Exposure in 1994. That’s over 15 years ago! When will people wake up! That’s 15 whole years of their exclusionary separatist racist agenda!

I’m thinking of calling for a boycott of the Golden Globes, but I need more time to think about it.

In fact, if you look through the entire list of characters in Knight and Day on IMDb, you will find that none of the characters are Eskimos! Why are Eskimos being blacklisted like this from a big Hollywood movie? I have a few ideas about why. Maybe the WHITE director and the WHITE casting director are afraid that Eskimos and other minority groups are going to take over Hollywood and take their jobs.

I will not be attending Knight and Day. We Eskimos have been pushed out of the limelight for too long by the likes of Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. They should be willing to work with Eskimos, or any minority group for that matter. This trailer almost has a separatist feel to it. I am not going to spend my hard earned coin to support these guys. If you are an Eskimo or an Eskimo-sympathizer then please spread the truth and don’t give your money to these blacklisters.

Hollywood has done it again! The Simpsons are guilty of racism! As an Eskimo, I am extremely offended by the portrayal of the Eskimo character in The Simpsons Movie (2007). She was shown as a magical outcast loner voodoo woman, which is totally offensive to the rich Eskimo culture.

I am calling for a boycott on The Simpsons. That means all Simpsons merchandise, Simpsons games, Simpsons television episodes, and Simpsons Movies. Also, if you sympathize with the Eskimo plight, you should not buy any of the products that are shown on commercials during the Simpsons television program.

Shame on you Matt Groening! Your insensitivity has offended an entire race of people! Shame on you Tress MacNeill! For lending your voice to this terrible and offensive portrayal! Shame on you 20th Century Fox! For you have overlooked this terrible racism and released it into the world!

If you are an Eskimo, or an Eskimo-sympathizer, then please join me and boycott The Simpsons and spread the word about Matt Groening’s blatant racism.

When I came to the US, I was not prepared for the constant Eskimo-bashing coming from Hollywood movies! Eskimos are being portrayed poorly in the movies, or whats worse, not portrayed at all! I, for one, am not going to stand for this. I am putting my foot down.

I have started this blog to shine a light on the Eskimo-centric racism in Hollywood. Here are the main points for my conclusions:

1. The difference between a socially responsible organization and a socially  irresponsible organization is how socially responsible the organization is. Hollywood is not being socially responsible.
2. Eskimos are often mocked or ridiculed in Hollywood movies.
3. Most Hollywood movies don’t even portray the Eskimo culture at all!

So if you are an Eskimo, or an Eskimo-sympathizer, then join me in spreading the truth about Hollywood’s rampant racism!